Life's a walking shadow - setting up the play

Production: Isayso101 productions
The typewriter: Lenovo X60

The stage: Buccaneer Island aka Rabbit Island

The plot: Search for the holy grail of info bits – code bits of the stage of life
Subplot1: Getting the money and honey
Subplot2: Get Miss Bumble Bee in the leather outfit, preferably singing

Actors:
Lead actress: Miss Bumble Bee (our very own Olivia Newton-John)
The admiral: DD (the financier)
The captain: Son of Genghis (our Afghan strategist)
The privateer: The Blue Boer (under commission of Oranja)
The mercenary: Uncle Mervin (gold fingers)
First mate: The Toy Maker (the china man)
The frogman: Swim geek (the frogman of the information pool)
The drunken Welshman: The gunner
The secret agent: Cool Cat (fighting the armies of evil)

The villians:
The three witches of Islington, The happy witch, the incompetent witch and the evil witch.

Grease Lighting: Land transport, the Vespa
The Ship: The Groswell
The drinking hole: The Angelica

How many chickens?

Never put all your eggs in one basket, and then tell everyone where's the basket. - management advice from Son of Genghis.

The 4 stages:

The time of the hero.
The time of the engineer.
The time of the artist.
The time of the crook.

Hmm... think we need to start looking for a hero.

A proper response to a girl getting difficult: (the manly way)

You know what; I can also throw my toys out of the cot, I am just still busy building the cot.

Humanity explained:

The monkey looked into the water and saw its own reflection.

Combining sales and product delivery

So you promised them a stallion, but they are getting a pony.

End of the financial year ...

My job is like standing on a block of ice, as long as I stay cool I will be alright.

We need someone to say we will do the job, and we need someone to say the job's done.